“I’m Outta Here!”

Elf on a Shelf Takes a VacationNobody puts Baby in a corner and nobody’s putting me back on that damn shelf. Got a suitcase full of Lucky Strikes and Jaeger. Stole the keys to my daddy’s Porsche and enough money to get a full sleeve. But first I’ve got to find a way to get out of this red suit. See you in January.


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